testing automatic tone alteration in Nested
it turns out if you strip all punctuation/capitalization and add “lol” at the end you can make anything like 15 times more relatable


that looks like a condom and the fact that everyone in the notes is saying “the orb” proves that no one on this website fucks
the fuck kinda bouncy-ball ass condoms are you using
the fact that someone thinks that looks like a condom is proof that no one on this website fucks
5 reblog additions later and this post is still best summarized by "no one on this website fucks"
Okay so I already have a headcanon that Halt swears and insults people in Hibernian all the time and gets away with it but
Imagine if one day he's with the renegade rangers and he mildly swears at one of them (all in good fun)
But Prichard is there
And he says, in perfect Hibernian, "I heard that"
Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry
This is him
Cute, right?
Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.
So far, Barry has been found
On our dining room table
On my dad's side of my parents' bed
In my parents' closet
Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)
Near the kitchen door
Near my fucking bed
At the bottom of my sister's stairwell
In our bathroom
And down the hallway
This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"
My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.
vote to replace the evil surveillance Elf on the Shelf with Barry the Chrismoose
Broke: Elf on the Shelf
Woke: Moose on the Loose
am i the only one who actually like really loved Wade? like i really want to see more of her in the second season.